Colin the gibbered raver
I was at one of those massive 5 tents of mayhem raves in the early 90’s. Me and my mates were having a fun old time shaking our bits and scoffing disco biscuits

Then along came Col(in) he was trashed, he was gurning so much he looked like he might turn his face inside out,

“Alight I’m Col” he said giving me a sweaty hug “Alright Col” said I “you better take it easy for a bit eh?”

Over the next hour or so he introduced himself to me and giving me a hug like the first time about once every 3 mins. He really didn’t know that he was doing it, we tried loosing him but he seemed to have a homing beacon to us. It got a little bit irritating (even to our thoroughly empathically twisted heads) dance ..alright I’m Col, dance ..alright I’m Col, dance ..alright I’m Col, dance ..alright I’m Col, dance ..alright I’m Col, dance ..alright I’m Col when he popped another pill action needed to be taken

Fairground rides abounded at theses things so I took Col on one of the more impressive looking ones. G forces on ecstasy does pretty incredible things to your head. I was fairly gibbered and by the time the ride finished I was rushing enough to make it hard work getting off the thing, especially since I was supporting Col. Whose eyes were revolving like a fruit machine and he was making groaning noises normally associated with bedrooms. He looked, well ecstatic so I propped him up somewhere comfy and buggered off.

We did catch sight of him later trying to persuade some guys to go on the ride with him, so I didn’t ruin his night or anything

So if you’re a Colin who got dragged onto a fairground ride at a Universe Rave (near bath J18 the time machine or Mind body & soul, my memory is a little hazy) Alright? I’m sitting duck Alright? I’m sitting duck
Alright? I’m sitting duck
Alright? I’m sitting duck
Alright? I’m sitting duck
Alright? I’m sitting duck
Alright? I’m sitting duck
Alright? I’m sitting duck
Alright? I’m sitting duck
Alright? I’m sitting duck
;o)
(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 14:43, 2 replies)

hahah
all the best intentions in the world, but that hugging can get fucking annoying after a while, and some guys just turn into raving homosexuals when on e.

Sounds like you had a cool night though

*clicks*
( Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 19:01, closed)

this
made me laugh because it reminds me of my sister and her druggie mates. cool.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 21:41, closed)