My creepy friend
I had a friend who, every day at school went up to the pretty girl (when she was alone-ish and said "hello Julia, How are you doing today?" in the most calm stalker voice imaginable.

He kept this up for most of the year. One day when everyone was in the lunchroom, Julia walks in and he says "Hey Julia! How are you doing today?".

Now since he had been doing this for most of the year, she screams and shakes her arms like a retarded monkey having a seizure and then runs out of the lunchroom.

Everyone then just starts laughing because they didnt know how much my friend was creeping this girl out.

They found her the next morning, wrists slashed. written in blood on her wall was the words "fine, thank you"
(hathat, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 15:53, 4 replies)

That, er,
that didn't really happen, now, did it?
(MrC. Having the most boring username on b3ta since 2004, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 16:15, closed)

hmmmm
you haven't been taking your tablets have you?

You know they make you better :)
( Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 16:35, closed)

.
She should have written

"I'm super, thanks for asking"

and gone out Big Gay Al style
(magic the cat will someone please think of the kittens, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 16:40, closed)

This post
smells distinctly of BS
(Hungry, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:50, closed)