Strict ParentsI always thought my parents were quite strict, but I can't think of anything they actually banned me from doing, whereas a good friend was under no circumstances allowed to watch ITV because of the adverts.
This week's Time Out mentions some poor sod who was banned from sitting in the aisle seats at cinemas because, according to their mother, "drug dealers patrol the aisles, injecting people in the arm."
What were you banned from doing as a kid by loopy parents?
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chthonic, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 12:37)
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Not me, the Mrs...Apparently, Mrs God's stepfather told her "Don't bring any niggers in this house!". Of course, she didn't tell me this until *after* the 'meet the folks' moment. I'm the only person she's ever brought home :) . Of course, he didn't say a word to me. He just sat there, stared at the TV, and smoked cigs. Turns out this isn't because I'm a nigger. It's because he's a total and utter c---.
Length? Oh yes, spent literally minutes downloading donkey porn on his new laptop. That'll teach him to text Mrs God asking her to tell me to fix it for him.
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 12:14, Reply)
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