My ex-colleague Megan
is convinced that jet-lag is name for the streams of condensation that form behind high-flying jets. Travellers suffer from jet-lag because these trails are poisonous.

Megan has also opined that gammon is a type of fish. And she was once persuaded with stunning ease that the film Mamma Mia was shot entirely in Sweden, on account of it being ABBA and that.

She is possibly the dumbest collection of atoms in existence. But she does have lovely tits, so everyone wins.
(judgetheobscure used to sweep in butchers' shops., Sat 5 Mar 2011, 18:59, 9 replies)

I used to think
that gammon was a type of fish, until I was about 8 though.
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Sat 5 Mar 2011, 21:40, closed)

Was that why she got hired?

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 22:15, closed)

i knew a girl
who thought that jet lag was really strong booze, due to the effects it had on people.
she thought they were hungover.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 22:35, closed)

Chemtrails?
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chemtrail_conspiracy_theory
( R.Soul hmmm, Sun 6 Mar 2011, 1:44, closed)

I know lots of people (inclusing myself) who know what gammon is...
but get it muddled with a fish anyway before thinking it through. It *sounds* like a fish.
( vix0r was not Matthew on, Sun 6 Mar 2011, 13:19, closed)

It's only a matter of time
before some bored genetic engineer invents the galmon.
( Pretender, Sun 6 Mar 2011, 17:03, closed)

I'm shocked.
Apparently loads of people think gammon is a fish. But I'll wager very few of them have jugs like Megan.
(judgetheobscure used to sweep in butchers' shops., Sun 6 Mar 2011, 17:11, closed)

POIDH

( Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Mon 7 Mar 2011, 19:51, closed)

Uh...you do mean of the jugs?
And not the galmon gammon.
( snee held his breath since, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 9:50, closed)