Well...
I work in KFC, (as a Shift Runner, not a pleb)...

Enough said
(AMTF uses MS Paint to make B3ta competition pictures, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 9:50, 8 replies)

Not really, as I don't work in KFC and this makes no sense.

( @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 10:53, closed)

Penny looks down on ha'penny
('tin'tintin, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 11:12, closed)

Unless Shift Runners hunt replicants for a living then I think you need to say quite a bit more to turn this into a story.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 12:13, closed)

Still a pleb

( spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 12:20, closed)

I was not aware that there is a difference in the world of fast food?
(nitro fan, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 12:24, closed)

And did you run shifts at wetherspoons as well?
I've heard they make the managers clean the toilets. Is that true?
( Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 12:55, closed)

My
partner used to work at KFC and some of the stories he'd tell me were enough to make you want to slam your head against a wall.
One that sticks out was how one girl thought a daddy long legs was actually a highly poisonous cricket that could kill you if it landed on you and it
had to be true because she read it on the internet.
(FootOfTim, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 14:01, closed)

I always tell people that KFC employ people...
who are too thick to work in McDonalds.
( Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Mon 7 Mar 2011, 21:41, closed)