Is it just me?
"Here's your desk, phone, computer"

"OK, ta."

"Coffee from the machine over there, there's water in the cooler by the door"

"Great, thanks"

"When you make a sale, you go and bang that big gong over there"

"go fuck yourself".
( Not Pineapple anymore, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 14:45, 3 replies)

it's clearly an office of yuppies in the 80s

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 16:02, closed)

We used to ring a little china bell when we made a sale
Not quite the same as a gong...
(Chicken Little This signature has been left blank., Tue 8 Mar 2011, 18:38, closed)

If you're in sales you're a glorified mugger.
You'd be better employed sucking sailors' cocks or mugging people who actually have money as opposed to the singled-out-for-abuse people the database contains.
(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 19:37, closed)

It's a little better than that....
....I relieve big corporations of their cash, not little people.
( The only Dave is pushing things forward, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 19:40, closed)

That sounds like a plan.
Well done...
(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 20:20, closed)

Me too -it's great, isn't it.
I'm in profile mag sales.

Thank God we don't have a gong;
( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Wed 9 Mar 2011, 6:41, closed)