shout a swearword at school
Many many years ago, while valiently failing a plethora of GCSE's we had a dare during a class. How loudly can you say the word "bollocks" without getting a detention.

It started very quietly, with the first few whispers, followed by a mumble of said curse.

It escalated up to "cough cough cough BOLLOCKS cough cough" then a sneeze along the lines of "ahh ahhh AHHH CHOOOOOBLLOCKS" blown nose. This left me next, in a bit of a quandry.

so i inhaled.

exhaled

inhaled

and in best Pavarotti style unleashed a

"BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLL OHOHOHOHOOOOOHHHOoooooooOOOOOOOooooohhhHHHhoh HOOO LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKSAH!"

dissolving a line of children into tears of laughter. luckily the support teacher was deaf as a post and I just about got away with a "what the bloody hell are you doing you noisy little bugger" and being thrown out of the class.
(Halfy By light alone, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 13:06, 6 replies)

Ha!
A mate and me used to play a very similar dare/game called "the twat game", prompted often during registration by the aldulterated poster of Wat Tyler hanging on the wall...
(misanthrope is so adjective he's verbing nouns!, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 15:13, closed)

BOLLOCKS!
Damn I thought i invented this game!
In fact this got me thrown off a train half way between Dublin and Belfast once.
(BobbyDarin Was somewhere Beyond the Sea on, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 15:16, closed)

It was assembly in my school.
You know when you're singing hymns and can't be arsed to read the book so you know the words and end up using the word "bollocks" to fit, very much in the manner described above.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 1 Nov 2007, 17:36, closed)

penis!
I used to play that with my crazy Chinese friend. Except we'd yell "penis" instead.
(TheWonderfulWombat It came to me in a dream., Thu 1 Nov 2007, 22:20, closed)

Known as BOGIES
where I used to live, and usually played in the dining hall
( morrybyte made a subtle namechange at, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 0:13, closed)

Opera
Well, if you're going to get caught for it, at least go out in style :)
(calamarain just invented dehydrated water, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 4:43, closed)