Outraged, Lwr Scudless
I bought a pr0n video from a dodgy corner shop one day only to find that it was censored to hell and back, with less flesh on show than a taleban WI outing.

My mate Andy then dared me to take it back and complain if I was that bothered. So I did.

Marched into the (now busy) shop, slapped the video on the counter.

"I'd like my money back please, as this pornography you sold me is shit. There's no oral, no anal, no fannies, and the best part of it is on the floor in some studio."

'Errr, we can give you another one'

"No. I want my money back now please. Your porn is quite frankly sub-standard."

Whisked my tenner back off the cashier, and marched out, head held high.

Do me out of a hand-shandy eh? We'll see
(mymilkshakebringsallthemongstotheyard poison hearts, poison minds - joining hate, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 19:12, 2 replies)

.......with less flesh on show than a taleban WI outing...........
click LOL
(papa bouba slap your face, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 0:17, closed)

THATS RIGHT
STICK IT TO THE MAN and his shit pr0n!!!! (FIGHT THE POWER :D)
(TheEnergySuckingTimeGoblin ate your cat on---->, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 1:43, closed)