More Brotherly Love
So, you're playing with your Lego, making a scale model of the architectural might that is Hillsborough stadium, when your brother says to you...

"I bet you can't get that big bit of Lego up your nose."

Do you:

a) Laugh
b) Laugh, crack your annoying little bro round the head and make him eat said piece of Lego
c) Laugh, stick the piece up your nose, fail to retrieve it, run crying for your mum, who similarly fails to retrieve it (as does your stepdad, the next door neighbour, Graham from number 38 and the milkman), then has to take you to the Northern General hospital to get it surgically removed?

Yes, you're right.

Still, I do have amazingly large nostrils in my adulthood, and on many occasions I have managed to fit about £2.80 in loose change up one of them, which has won me many pints as a result.

Click 'I like this' if you want to know how I manage this.
(scentless_apprentice takes two bottles into the shower!, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 20:21, 8 replies)

£2.80?
£2.80?!
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 21:45, closed)

Yup!
A two-pound coin, a fifty pence piece, a twenty pence piece and a ten pence piece!
(scentless_apprentice takes two bottles into the shower!, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 22:30, closed)

:O
AND THESE COINS ARE RETRIEVABLE!!! :O
(TheEnergySuckingTimeGoblin ate your cat on---->, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 1:38, closed)

Click 'I like this' if you want to know how I manage this.
Only if you post video.
(Emily Bruce-Dickinson http://jovialfellow.blogspot.com/, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 9:15, closed)

Demo
Unfortunately I don't have any two-pound coins to hand right now.

Oh, and being un-B3ta like with the whole posting of things - how does one put a pic up?

I've got a photo with 80p up there and there's still plenty of room.
(scentless_apprentice takes two bottles into the shower!, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 10:27, closed)

Re: Lego
Many years ago now, when I was in my mid-20's or so, I let out an almighty sneeze.

There was an odd clattering sound from the floor and, on investigation, I discovered a single-brick Lego piece all covered in snot.

Given that I hadn't played with Lego for many a year it must have been up my hooter for a good 15 years or more.
(Fanta Menace Is tall enough to see over the fence, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 10:42, closed)

two pounds
a TWO POUND COIN! fuck me, you must have massive nostrils. we tried this in the pub the other week and the biggest coin anyone could fit was a 10p.
(unciebana It's good, but it's not right., Fri 2 Nov 2007, 13:36, closed)

Good Lord!
You people have coins that weigh two POUNDS?!?!?
(TDub Nunc id vides, nunc ne vides on, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 5:17, closed)