Ewwww!
When I was a baby doc training at a big shite hospital in East London I had to spend some time on the respiratory ward. Some people require big doses of steroids for their lung diseases, and this can send you quite acutely nuts.

One bloke had the steroid madness and he went around the ward, from bed to bed, drinking the contents of everybody's sputum pots. Some of the patients had pneumonia, and had a large pot full of green, slimy, thick stinking sputum by their bedside. No matter, this bloke swallowed the lot.

I can only imagine that a good pot full of purulent sputum has the same texture & consistency of an oyster.

We all hurled as we saw him chewing his way through the sputum with a big grin on his face.
( sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 10:42, Reply)