Necking Stuff
I must have been trying to impress people... who knows.

Anyways, student days, i bet everyone a pint (between them) that if they all gob'd (i.e. spat, hocked, grebbed, flemmed... euugh... thats enough) into a pint glass - I'd neck it.

so they did, for like 20 minutes, with a few tab ends and a bit of ash.

So, I stepped up to the oche, raised the pint glass to my fellow ermm... mates? and without hesitation downed the now 1/2 pint of spit-mixture, even to the point a bit dribled on my lip, i sssluurrrpppppeeedd it up.

Que 2 of the lads spontaneously puking. Ahh well, I won my pint -as it was a student pint - it cost them 50p!

It's the winning that counts!
(TheManofScience, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 12:56, 9 replies)

eurg
that is probably one of the most disgusting things i have evr read

eugh my stomach is turning just thinking about it.

thanks :(
(electrogirl no one thinks about the implications of a clown su, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 13:39, closed)

You're
Mad Ben, aren't you?
( Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 13:41, closed)

*boilk*
"And now I've got hepatitis!"
( Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 13:53, closed)

i know.. i know..
too much detail? it was the slurping the bit off my chin that sent my mates over the edge... imagine it

I AM in Newcastle, but not a local. and not a 'Rah' as 'Mad Ben' is.
(TheManofScience, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 14:17, closed)

What makes that story worse for me
is that at uni we did the same except nobody would drink it, so I know exactly what a pint of phlem & fag ash looks like. *HOIK!*
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 14:21, closed)

Yuk.
That is fucking disgusting.
( idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Thu 1 Nov 2007, 15:44, closed)

Is it just me
or does this read like he's trying to turn a fetish for drinking peoples spit into a dare?
( 0800221155 Coldseal windows, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 18:31, closed)

Not a pint of spit
But I once drank the contents of a slops tray.

I managed to hold it down despite it tasting utterly rank.

There wasn't even money involved just a drunken desperation for one more pint after closing time.
(Fanta Menace Is tall enough to see over the fence, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 9:22, closed)

Ewwww!
When I was a baby doc training at a big shite hospital in East London I had to spend some time on the respiratory ward. Some people require big doses of steroids for their lung diseases, and this can send you quite acutely nuts.

One bloke had the steroid madness and he went around the ward, from bed to bed, drinking the contents of everybody's sputum pots. Some of the patients had pneumonia, and had a large pot full of green, slimy, thick stinking sputum by their bedside. No matter, this bloke swallowed the lot.

I can only imagine that a good pot full of purulent sputum has the same texture & consistency of an oyster.

We all hurled as we saw him chewing his way through the sputum with a big grin on his face.
( sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 10:42, closed)