I went to a party once...
...with my mates R & L and we were discussing the merits of eating vs. snorting vs. smoking ecstasy (we were about 17 at the time and thought we were big and clever). So I dared the two of them to try shoving a pill up their arses.

Now R obliged but L was a little dubious and worried about the effects so he decided to insert just a half a pill into his bot-bot. These particular tablets were quite large and snapping one in half just produced a couple of very sharp corners.

The sight of my mate wincing and crying out as he pushed his jagged-pill-tipped finger into his anus will haunt me for ever....
( BlueHaze Chutney. All good., Fri 2 Nov 2007, 13:42, 4 replies)

Putting a pill
up your arse is incredible! It gets absorbed really quickly and you come up really really hard.

I've ben doing pills 10 years or more and now, on the very rare (less than annual as opposed to daily) occasions I do pills, the first goes there...
( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Fri 2 Nov 2007, 14:04, closed)

I have to wonder...
whether that reply was designed to get people trying it...
(clumsyeloquence is a girl, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 14:08, closed)

Not at all, it just works really well.
You do need, however, to ensure there is a sink nearby before doing it.

It really is ace.
( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Fri 2 Nov 2007, 14:35, closed)

true
it does work.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Tue 6 Nov 2007, 11:59, closed)