A friend of mine
(this story contains me)

A fair few years ago in a sunny place called cambridge I was single and so was my flatmate, I was single because I had dumpted my girlfriend after she cheated on me(previous qqotw) and my friend was well i'll put it this way grubby.

He was a skinny type with a beard and he was reading physics. He has little to no social skills and he could not dance.

He admitted to us that he had never kissed a girl, and he was 20. But he could roll a mean joint and we use to get on well me being somewhat of a nerd aswell.
He also had a thing about if anyone dared him to do somethig he would just to prove a point, so i coluded with another flatmate of mine in a way to get him to find a girl.
I dared him to get a girlfriend within a month and he said "well ok but whats in it for me?"
"I'll bet you 100 skinny pounds you can't"

The race was on, he got his hair done, shaved his beard off, got new clothes, he even went to a dance night to learn to dance at the union.

he first Friday night came, he looked nervoulsy around til he found a girl, she rejected him then he spent 3 days alone in his bedroom , welll being depressed at such a minor rejection.

At this I felt terrible racking my brain for a way to make it better, I spoke to a few people and we fopund out that a girl called Sarah, was alos hopeless at romance, so we se them up. My flatmate met her and went for a drink. We were also there being noisy twats, apparently he had said the first thing that came into his head and it was "will you consider marying me because i don't know but i think I love you and we could move in together and start a family one day"

But it worked she actually said okay then.

he ot married about a year ago to Sarah 4 years after meeting her in a dusty pub in cambridge and bursting out with a stupid line.

I handed over the £100 pounds when they met and I have never spent a 100 pounds better.

p.s I only did it because I fancied her mate who was fanfuckingtastic in bed! I ended up asking her to marry me!

£100 = 2 weddings and 4 happy people. Can't complain

length = 100 pounds
( Super piat I am the owl, Mon 5 Nov 2007, 0:57, 4 replies)

hurrah, a great story and congrats to all :D
plus it didn't involve poo or voms in any way, which is a plus :D
( Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 5 Nov 2007, 8:42, closed)

awww
that is just the most adorable thing ive heard in ages. 'gets all gushy in that way only women can' awwwww
(Serbitar Has a furry shit canon called Whitey., Mon 5 Nov 2007, 13:38, closed)

Hooray!
Top story - congratumalations all round \o/

*clicks*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 5 Nov 2007, 23:39, closed)

Excellent investment indeed.
You know, it makes me happy to see these good romance stories come out as well as the Bunnyboiler Chronicles...
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Tue 6 Nov 2007, 13:43, closed)