Bite Me
Dave, Chris and Gideon all have McDonald's burgers, the lunch of choice for broke students with strong stomachs.

'Bet you can't eat yours in three bites,' Chris says to Gideon.

Three massive mouthfuls later, the greasy thing is no more. 'Bet you can't eat yours in two,' Gideon returns.

It takes a bit of effort but Chris manages it, downing the nasty bit of beef on a bun in two cheek-bulging bites.

Their contest over, both of them turn to Dave, who is doing his best to remain overlooked.

It took much strained chewing and lots of liquid to help, but he did manage to get the whole thing down in one go. I never knew anyone's face could turn that particular shade of blotchy scarlet for so many minutes with no lasting ill effects.

The winner's prize? Not dying from choking on fast food, apparently.
(louveciennes , Volvospotter, Mon 5 Nov 2007, 18:49, 1 reply)

i did the same thing at school
as in the who could eat a sandwich in the least bites contest. for years the record was two bites. Until one day I went for the one bite record. Halfway through I paused cramming my gob to catch my breath, only for may mate to shout "he needs encouragement" and punch the rest of the sandwich into my gob. I nearly died choking on a piece of cheese.
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 18:14, closed)