Once in first grade in the winter of Montana...
I was dared to stick my tounge on the flagpole and hold it there. Right before recess was over. Being the gullible sort I did and after ten minutes of being stuck to the frozen flagpole via my tounge, a partially laughing teacher poured some warm water over the tounge and flagpole and I was FREE!

This was the same school who's cafeteria *always* smelled of sauerkraut. The smell permiated the entire section of school.


EDIT: This happened to me in 1982 about a year before "A christmas story" came out...
(armednuclearterrorist, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 4:18, 5 replies)

haha
This reminds me of the time me and the family were hiking up in the Remarkables (mountain) near Queenstown in Springtime.. My brother dared me to lick a puddle of ice that had formed in the rocks.. luckily my dad grabbed me just as I knelt down to do so! otherwise i woulda been stuck... no warm water taps up there!
(Sammyj, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 4:50, closed)

Gah!
Tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue. Write it out 100 times.
(DjArcas, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 7:39, closed)

Ah
I was sat in the longue last night watching tv and saw something similar.
(oneinthepink is at your cervix m'lady, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 9:21, closed)

I can see it now...
"Walphy! Walphy! Don't weave me! Come back, Walphie! Come back!"

"But the bell rang!"

(Cool points if you recognize the quote... and they go to Phlash!)
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Tue 6 Nov 2007, 12:24, closed)

isnt this from a film?
..A Christmas Story....?
(Phlash, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 12:28, closed)