I can...
...fit 43 "Tangfastic" sour fizzy sweets (Haribo stylee!) into my mouth at once. (The bunch of cherry ones were nicest!).

This led to an afternoon in the office with a mouth that felt like the bloated flesh of someone who drowned a week ago along with the sugar rush and stomach cramps that preceeded a loose bum bowl splattering of biblical proportion. I couldn't face dinner when I got home leading the wife to assume I'd been to the pub and had chips.

It was worth it as Dan only managed 36.
(golddust QOTW now revolves around being a cunt, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 13:41, 5 replies)

I like you
Your silly!
( girlinthehole, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 13:54, closed)

The best part
is doing this sort of thing as an adult.

I once ate three "gutbuster" donuts on a dare at work, to the shock and horror of the other engineers. I grinned and reached for a fourth and they fled.
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Tue 6 Nov 2007, 14:01, closed)

cherry tangfastics
you are right, the cherry ones are the best
(little lord muthafuckin fauntleroy, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 14:39, closed)

A few Christmas eves ago when very very bored at work
We had a drinking competition on our table

1 cup of tea every 20 minutes.

After 13 I was almost hallucinating
(Halfy By light alone, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 15:07, closed)

I've discovered
that it's possible to reach a toxic level of "Mike and Ike" Sours.

They do very bad things to one's intestines.
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Tue 6 Nov 2007, 16:33, closed)