"Show your love for her"
At school there was a special needs unit who hosted actual lessons seperately, but the kids were registered along with the rest of us, which meant we had lunch breaks which sometimes consisted of Mongtastic adventures.

The lad in our registration group was Charles. Charles was an amiable but chromasome-laden kid with thick NHS glasses and sunken eyes which gave him a slightly unsettling appearance.

He fancied Tania, who was out of the league of almost everyone but the best looking, adonises in school. But Charles thought he was in with a chance.

She spurned most of his overtures, but they were classic tired ones like a single red rose (or in his case a single daisy picked from the school field), a card which declared his intentions.

One day he was bemoaning the hopeless situation with me, and I suggested he should show her his love for her.

"Really?"

"Yes go on, I dare you" (I may or may not have said this, but for the purposes of staying on topic, I did)

So that lunchbreak I saw him walk up to Tania, who was sitting in amongst a group of girlfriends, unzip his fly and produce the largest erection I have ever seen. Really he held it in 2 hands and his swollen phallus was level with his nipples.

There were screams, girls ran in all directions, I tried to explain to him that this was not quite what I had meant, but he chased after Tania, 'cock in hands' with an anguished look on his face.

To this day I still chuckle as I think of a bouffant blonde, running in terror from Charles proferring his gargantuan spam javelin for her as though t'were a peace offering.
(Vic Flange, Thu 8 Nov 2007, 9:12, 6 replies)

*cricket applause*
MORE OF THIS SORT OF THING!
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 8 Nov 2007, 9:19, closed)

this is awesome :D
We need more stories of this nature :D
( Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 8 Nov 2007, 10:12, closed)

HAHAHAHAHAHA!
They do like to "get it out" on special occasions, don't they?

This is a wonderful tale and you should have posted it earlier.
( SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Thu 8 Nov 2007, 10:24, closed)

chromasome-laden
heh
(jmaxi returned again on, Thu 8 Nov 2007, 10:49, closed)

Agreed.
Should have posted ages ago with this one.
*clicks*
( Duke Of Belmsford has got 99 records, but Jay-Z ain't one, Thu 8 Nov 2007, 11:30, closed)

Lunar Jim
I kiss your ring.
(frankspencer, Thu 8 Nov 2007, 11:53, closed)