For someone special...
Another post reminded me of this dare, for that twunt who just won't get the hint that he should fuck off and die: Bet them they can't fit a pool ball in their mouths.

They'll be able to - they'll stretch their mouths as wide as posible, and they'll just need to give it a bit of a shove to get it past the teeth. You'll lose your wager to some smug git gurning through a face full of pool ball... not so good so far, but here's the reason it should be saved for that special someone: To get it out again, you need to give it that same shove past the teeth, but with a pool ball in your mouth, you can't get your fingers in there with enough space to push on it with the same force as you did to get it in there.

Cue a trip to A&E, who alledgedly have a special tool just for the purpose.
(misanthrope is so adjective he's verbing nouns!, Thu 8 Nov 2007, 9:57, 2 replies)

Ha
**Also works with lightbulbs.
(oneinthepink is at your cervix m'lady, Thu 8 Nov 2007, 11:22, closed)

^^ to one in the pink.
how many pervs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

one. but it takes an entire medical team to get it out again.

xxx to all.
(71 hour Ahmed wasn't working at, Thu 8 Nov 2007, 12:57, closed)