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Sandettie Light Vessel Automatic tells us: "My dad's friend told us there's no such thing as gravity - it's just the weight of air holding us down". Tell us of times you've been floored by abject stupidity. "Whenever I read the Daily Express" is not a valid answer.

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:48)
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I spent one hour and 22 minutes on the phone teaching my mum how to send an email attachment yesterday.
One hour and 22 minutes. For fifteen of those minutes she insisted there was no "Attach" button. Turns out she needed to scroll down the page.

Tech support deserve every penny they get.
(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:56, 15 replies)
Ha!
I sent my mum a joke via text some time back.
Two months later she found out how to scroll down and got the punchline.
(I helped save b3ta! Blind Meach Cautiously optimistic, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:57, closed)
You should post this seperately
It's miles better than the original post and deserves its own room to breathe
(Lizard King, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 17:03, closed)
No way
am I stealing CHCB's thunder.
(I helped save b3ta! Blind Meach Cautiously optimistic, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 17:04, closed)
Got a feeling we're gonna
see lots like this this week.
(Lizard King, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 17:05, closed)
unlike you

(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 17:05, closed)
Now
thats mature.
(Lizard King, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 17:08, closed)
ah well, I'm willing to bet that I'm younger than you

(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 17:10, closed)
If you're looking for maturity
you're in the wrong place.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 17:18, closed)
unless it is the cheese kind of maturity

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 17:21, closed)
and who wants to stink and be covered in veins?

(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 17:22, closed)
old people
and the circle is complete
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 17:24, closed)
I had a somewhat similar problem.
One word: Teamviewer.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 18 Mar 2010, 22:38, closed)
My father was much the same
... to the point where my brother bought me a t-shirt with the slogan "No I will not fix your computer" printed on it.
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Sat 20 Mar 2010, 0:53, closed)

Hahaha, my boyfriend has that shirt.
(Tarana, Sat 20 Mar 2010, 3:22, closed)
Aged Relative
once sent me an email with a subject line "There is a problem" and the body was completely empty. Well, technically he was correct...
(Troutbiscuits, Sun 21 Mar 2010, 19:23, closed)

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