are you serious?

( likeajackhammer, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 15:59, 1 reply)

yeah?
surely if you jumped you would be travelling upwards not down thus reducing the impact......

**sniggers uncontrollably**
(Purpledoris I've got afeckin' job, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 16:03, closed)

I totally agree
you would reduce your movement speed - maybe not considerably enough to save your life - but it would still reduce your speed.

i once had an argument with someone because they couldn't grasp the concept that jumping off a building holding a cocktail parasol would increase your chances of survival.
( valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 16:10, closed)

I
also once had an argument with someone. What a coincidence...
how big was the building?
(Purpledoris I've got afeckin' job, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 16:29, closed)

favourite response to this
is that, if you are in a lift, how do yo know when you are about to it the ground?

(unless you are in Hugh Heffner's glass bottomed lift)
(pounana Slept well, and dreamed of large women, on, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 17:16, closed)