Thick bitch
Thankfully, she no longer works with us but I have never met anyone who is such a waste of organs, someone that I hate at a molecular level and whom I would never get tired of hitting repeatedly with a catering oven. She was a chavvy, loud-mouthed, odious little twat whose only interests in life were getting pissed and posing in her open top mini (yes, she was blonde and wore sunglasses, which seems to be the uniform of women that drive open top minis. Or Beetles. Or BMW sportsters...). As well as being all of these things, a complete affront to humanity, and someone that would actually turn a straight guy gay, she was thicker than a whale omelette, and actually delighted in being stupid.
One day, one of the lads was talking, for some reason, about Kazakhstan and this offensive little prick piped up "That's not a real country!". After five minutes of furious arguing and Google Proof, she finally came out with the line "I thought it was made up for that Borat film" Once berated for being such an unintelligent wanker, she then exclaimed that how was she to know, "I have a life and don't read encyclopaedias innit?"
No, it's called taking an interest in the world outside your fanny, you crass fucking slag...
(Ghostlight, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 21:18, 8 replies)

Your wife?
as you know such about her.
( The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 21:30, closed)

Turned you down then?
Had to be said.

Seriously though, although delighting in ignorance doesn't harm other people in the way that, say, murder does, it is a hateful crime against civilisation, an abdication of one's responsibility to society and something that in my opinion deserves a swift kick in the fish mitten.
( Scrumper, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 21:34, closed)

if it was you
who used the phrase "fish mitten" on here about a month ago, thank you. it is the new favourite phrase of my entire family, not to mention everyone in my sister's office
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 23:37, closed)

Nice rant.

(Archeleus hates cabbage, Sat 20 Mar 2010, 4:46, closed)

Clicked
For 'thicker than a whale omelette', mostly.
(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Sat 20 Mar 2010, 16:56, closed)

Not my line
But from Blackadder, and sums it up perfectly!

But to answer the question: no, she didn't turn me down. She was just one of those people that just instantly grinds my gears. I'm no great brain but I just don't get on with ignorant, stupid people that have no interest in the world and that are, weirdly, proud of the fact. She was also the embodiment of all that is wrong with this shallow, vapid society. Rant over!
(Ghostlight, Sat 20 Mar 2010, 21:08, closed)

Is it
My old boss? down to a T, open-top Beetle though..
Thought I was mentally fragile because I read a book once...
(Beer Elf Thought this was like a campfire, anyhow, on, Sun 21 Mar 2010, 18:35, closed)

Whale omlette is good
but "hate at a molecular level" is inspired!
( Radebe, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 10:40, closed)