i won't mention her name
that's how stupid she is, i wouldn't want to brand anyone with this level of thickness.
a friend of a friend, very pikey family, secondhand shop clothes and streaky false tan. got pregnant at 14 and had the baby taken off her as it was decided she was woefully unable to care for it.
at 16, she got pregnant again. when her parents asked her who the father was, she told them it was the lad next door, who just happened to be the brother of one of my best friends.
i was there for what happened next.
the girl's dad dragged her into my mate's house, screaming that this boy was a pervert, a bastard, he'd better do the right thing and marry her, etc.
to say he was shocked was an understatement. he insisted that there was no way he could be the father, as they'd never gone further than kissing.
"there you go, then!" yells the knocked-up dunce, "you kissed me, you must be the father!"
yes, despite having already given birth once, she actually believed that sex was only for pleasure and that kissing could make you pregnant. as i said, she was 16 at this point.
she's 23 now and has had 6 kids, all of which are now in care.
i really, REALLY wish i was making this up.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 22:07, 19 replies)

oh :(
I dont know what is worse.
#1 6 kids at 23
#2 Those 6 kids taken into care
#3 Or not knowing how she got those 6 kids

although #2 is probably best explained by #3
(insomniac-surfer oh go on then, just this once, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 23:23, closed)

#4
she's pregnant again
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 23:29, closed)

Bloody hell
I guess this one will also vanish into the care of social services.
Hasnt anyone told her about contraception?
This is wrong on so many levels :(
(insomniac-surfer oh go on then, just this once, Sat 20 Mar 2010, 0:16, closed)

she says she's allergic to condoms
and the pill makes her put weight on. i tried pointing out that being almost constantly pregnant makes her put weight on, too, but she didn't listen.
i'm amazed anyone would touch her, she stinks of sweat and her teeth are like stumps of liquorice :(
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 20 Mar 2010, 0:24, closed)

ok
Allergy I can understand.
Some people cant cope with latex, and a large amount more cant cope with the Nonoxynol 9 most condoms are soaked with.
But what about IUD's as an alternative?


Sweat = pheromones ( so they say ;) )
Ready availablity no matter the appearance and bad teeth is an aphrodisiac to some ;)
(insomniac-surfer oh go on then, just this once, Sun 21 Mar 2010, 0:52, closed)

i think she's just a thick cunt
who uses the allergy excuse to stop people calling her a moron for not using any form of contraception. this is the same person who decorated her entire council house with backing paper because it was cheap and she didn't know you were supposed to put something over it.
yeah, like the name didn't give that away.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 21 Mar 2010, 1:20, closed)

If she's that stupid, she should be taken into the care of social services herself.

( idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Sat 20 Mar 2010, 0:24, closed)

they did take her into care
when she was a kid. the parents got her back when she was 12.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 20 Mar 2010, 0:30, closed)

This
is the argument for sex education in schools including contraception.
( Sextant goes to him is emotionally erect, on this day, Sat 20 Mar 2010, 3:01, closed)

Do you really
think that the lessons would make a dent in her armour of ignorance?
(mrbuddhafreak, Sat 20 Mar 2010, 6:25, closed)

would have given her a chance at least
maybe they should have made this the soul focus of her education. Fuck reading and writing, just stop her from inadvertent breeding.
( Sextant goes to him is emotionally erect, on this day, Sun 21 Mar 2010, 2:13, closed)

i don't think it would have made a difference
she didn't go to school very often
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 20 Mar 2010, 21:42, closed)

This
is sad.
(Archeleus hates cabbage, Sat 20 Mar 2010, 3:47, closed)

it is
the only thing about it that could even be considered good is that at least her children now have a chance of growing up in a stable home
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 20 Mar 2010, 21:43, closed)

For some reason the thing that shocked me most about this
was the fact that the dad was so willing to place all the blame on the boy, and be so violent about it.
(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Sat 20 Mar 2010, 8:04, closed)

you've never met him
spends his time drinking, smoking weed and beating his wife :(
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 20 Mar 2010, 21:44, closed)

All at the expense of my taxes.
This is an argument for enforced abortions.
(EuroSong I love horse meat: best of all the animals, Sat 20 Mar 2010, 9:18, closed)

i disagree
i could never condone enforced abortion.
also, i believe prevention would be much the better option.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 20 Mar 2010, 21:45, closed)

Enforced sterilisation, more like

( shinyshinyscalp less a man, more a way of life, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 19:44, closed)