Amazing displays of ignoranceSandettie Light Vessel Automatic tells us: "My dad's friend told us there's no such thing as gravity - it's just the weight of air holding us down". Tell us of times you've been floored by abject stupidity. "Whenever I read the Daily Express" is not a valid answer.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:48)
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WorklolzA woman came in yesterday with a stray cat she had caught , she did not wthe sex of the cat but wanted it "fixed" so she could release it back at her home . It turned out that the cat was a female and pregnant . I called the lady to tell her that the surgery was done but that the cat was pregnant ...
Me : we spayed the cat and she was pregnant
Her : wow , so were you able to tell if it was a boy or a girl ?
Me : well .... SHE was pregnant
Her : ok sooooo you could not tell if it was a girl or a boy , I thought it was a boy ...
Me : face palm
When a nurse or vet tells you it is imperative that your pet keeps the buster collar on and does not lick at the wound, means KEEP THE FREAKING COLLAR ON! AT ALL TIMES!....sorry but please people...if you are coming into the vet with a chewed up bandage and lick wounds, it means you screwed up!... Learn that lesson quickly and don't repeat it!
Finally, if your pet has had raging haemorrhagic diarrhoea or vomiting for the last two weeks, don't bring him in last thing on Friday night without an appointment because we'll refer you to the very expensive emergency centre because we're going home. If your kid was sick for that long, would you really wait until they're at death's door before seeking medical treatment?
Bonus: 2 day old hedgehog.
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fuck shit up the best you never had, Sat 20 Mar 2010, 9:24,
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I was hopingyou were going to explain to the owner/finder that the cat was in fact a baby hedgehog.
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whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Sat 20 Mar 2010, 10:36,
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You get a click just for that picture :-)maybe the catlady was inquiring about the sex of the kitten(s)?
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Indeedbonus click for bonus pic
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Are they born with their spines?That could hurt.
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not if they come out head firstTcha! Some people.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 21 Mar 2010, 10:56,
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3, 2, 1...Awwwwwww
Click for the pic.
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