Amazing displays of ignoranceSandettie Light Vessel Automatic tells us: "My dad's friend told us there's no such thing as gravity - it's just the weight of air holding us down". Tell us of times you've been floored by abject stupidity. "Whenever I read the Daily Express" is not a valid answer.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:48)
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Something I didI once wanted cheese on toast, but couldn't be bothered to wait for the grill to heat up, so I put it in the toaster.
... yes, vertically.
15 years later and my dad still loves to bring this up.
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My ex once tried to heat frozen potato cakes in the toaster.Burned out the toaster, set fire to the wall, blackened the ceiling. Thick bastard.
Did I mention that he was a science teacher?
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I wrecked the toaster too(, Sat 20 Mar 2010, 10:24, closed)
But you weren't a science teacher!My teenage son later burned out the kitchen with the replacement toaster.
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This QOTW is a haven for Anecdote Kings.(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 20 Mar 2010, 10:29,
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you can do cheese on toast in the toasterbut put the cheese in the microwave and pour it on after :D
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The Helpful Bear, Sun 21 Mar 2010, 22:02,
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Lay the toaster on its side. Job done.
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enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 6:52,
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Or those special toaster bag thingsthey work well.
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No they don'tthe cheese slides out of the middle of the bread into the bottom of the bag
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toaster on the sideI had the same thought.
Have you tried it?
I may try it as an experiment.
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