A friend of mine...
... had honestly never heard of how you can press Alt+F4 to make your web browser prioritise the current website you're looking at - therefore speeding up your download speed.

She had been surfing for years - the slow way - waiting for the computer to execute all its other processes! Imagine not knowing about Alt+F4!
(EuroSong I love horse meat: best of all the animals, Sun 21 Mar 2010, 21:12, 10 replies)

pfft
I knew tha
(Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Sun 21 Mar 2010, 21:48, closed)

It doesn't work for me
It just shows the sound control panel. I think it's Option+Q for Mac.
( Ungersven would support SpankyHanky's patreon, Sun 21 Mar 2010, 22:02, closed)

Shirley
you mean ⌘+Q?
(blueberrypossum wants to Jaffa your Cake, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 22:57, closed)

cli...

( nightbuffalo needs more duct tape, Sun 21 Mar 2010, 22:21, closed)

erm
am I entirely retarded here, or doesn't alt + F4 just close your current window?
(lexicon_rose cider queen of N15, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 0:06, closed)

Whoooooooooosh!
Goes the sound of the joke right over your head :)
(Cloudane, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 1:00, closed)

Congratulations,
you just won this week's qotw
(robbersdog, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 10:34, closed)

Dangit
Can you delete your reply? :)

The whole point of my post was as bait for anyone who is "ignorant" of what Alt+F4 does...
(EuroSong I love horse meat: best of all the animals, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 12:12, closed)

Poor poor Rose.
Did you ever get confused by the 'hit any key' prompt?
Which one IS the 'Any' key??
( DeadEyeDick, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 19:26, closed)

*click*
Back when I used to hang about in chat rooms, this was a great way to amuse yourself...we had competitions to see how many times you could get the n00bs to do it..."Oh wait, you've a US keyboard, you have to use the OTHER Alt key..."

Heh...
( snee held his breath since, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 12:55, closed)