Ignorance of socially acceptible behaviour
is something I'm now noticing in the younger generation, being a couple of years into my thirties.

At our local petrol station, they operate a strict "no more than two schoolkids at any one time" policy, presumably to stop the spotty, thieving little shits making off with anything that isn't bolted down.

This has led, unfortunately, to a group of them standing waiting their turn to get into the shop (why they want to pay petrol station prices for crisps and irn bru is beyond me), usually around the time I am making my way, late as usual, to my college course.

They seem to think that the closer they can get to the door the better, so usually form an immovable mass of sweaty, giggling pus. A few months ago I was faced with the prospect of pushing my way through them to get into the shop, actually having to split two of them apart as they were snogging each other right at the door. On my way back out, Romeo and his bird were still voraciously trying to eat each other, while one of their companions had sat down on the ground and stretched his legs across the full length of the doorway. With nowhere else to go, I stepped over him, only to hear him tut and mutter "fuck's sake."

I'm not sure if he was the more ignorant or if it was me, does a 32 year old man calling a thirteen year old boy a "fucking little cunt" qualify?

I was in a hurry.
( baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 16:48, 6 replies)

It was you.
A gentleman would have stabbed the little oik in the knee with his swordstick and told him to get out.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 16:51, closed)

Quite wrong
a gentleman would have had his manservant thrash the beggar.
(Falco, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 22:10, closed)

I'd have just trod on his leg as if it wasn't there, and not said anything.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 17:03, closed)

It was you.
I believe the correct grammar is "little fucking cunt"
( Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Mon 22 Mar 2010, 17:21, closed)

interestingly and somewhat suprisingly
the other day i was trying to shift three very heavy suitcases about and the ONLY group of people who took this into account and let me pass were a group of tracksuit wearing high school age chavtrons.
(ladyintheradiator, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 18:24, closed)

erm...
My dad was walking his dogs in our local park the other day. It is a big park with a boating lake, which also houses several breeds (is that the right word?) of ducks and geese. Anyway, he saw two kids throwing stones at the ducks, so he ran over and pushed them in the lake. When they surfaced, he shouted "DON'T. THROW. STONES. AT. ANIMALS!!!!", then turned around and ran.

So, no. Calling a kid a "fucking little cunt" is perfectly socially acceptable when you consider the alternative.

In my dad's defence, the lake is only about 2 foot deep, and he is under immense stress at the moment. It is still really fucking funny though.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 24 Mar 2010, 22:18, closed)