i did the classic turning up in fancy dress to a party when no one else had
in the colours of the irish flag. a couple of other people made the same mistake and came as father ted but its pretty easy to remove a dog collar and pretend you decided to come in all black. not so easy to hide yourself when you're wearing bright orange and bright green.
(ladyintheradiator, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 23:58, 6 replies)

That's not ignorance.
That's just being a bit daft.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 0:00, closed)

i was ignorant of the fact that
it wasnt a fancy dress party
(ladyintheradiator, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 0:18, closed)

you could have said
you were a packet of tic tacs
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 0:01, closed)

Which would have been fine
if it WAS a fancy dress party......
(ConanTroutman thought we would free the vulture, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 8:14, closed)

Erroneously dressed as an Irish flag? Easy.
Simply claim you're a slightly-faded Italian flag instead. Problem solved.
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 8:22, closed)

Claim you're one-third pale, one-third tanned and one-third seasick.

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 8:43, closed)