Amazing displays of ignoranceSandettie Light Vessel Automatic tells us: "My dad's friend told us there's no such thing as gravity - it's just the weight of air holding us down". Tell us of times you've been floored by abject stupidity. "Whenever I read the Daily Express" is not a valid answer.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:48)
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Just thought of another one...My cousin went to University in Durham. One night there was a small fire at the place where he was living. It was enough of a blaze that the fire brigade attended, complete with flashing lights, sirens, and waking the neighbours...
...one of whom was so put out by this that he wrote a letter to the local paper bemoaning the fact that his taxes had been used to save the lives of student scroungers, and finishing with the charming line "Why doesn't he go back to Essex and live in an asbestos hut?"
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It's funny becausethat student's huge taxes from his well-paid job (from being educated) will pay for that person's healthcare when he has no bowel control and keeps breaking his frail hip from falling over.
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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 12:58,
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Have call-centres put their wages up recently, then?(
The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 14:36,
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Unless they are a media studies studentand then its all a bit of a waste of 3 years to learn to say would you like fries with that.
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