People with Stupid NamesThere are hundreds of unfortunate people out there with silly names desparately coping with the evil their parents perpetrated upon them at birth.
So far, I've met a woman called Rusty Tharp, a child health consultant called Peter Files and have the business card for "Fab Boolaky" on my desk.
We'd like you to tell us about the people you've met or work with that have silly, inappropriate or frankly wierd names.
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chthonic, Thu 26 Aug 2004, 10:54)
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My mate Coupar....... had been after this girl for ages- really fancied her (from his Politics class at Glasgow Uni I believe).
Saw her out in the GU after a particularly heavy day on the beers. He was lashed (at about 9pm), she was looking pristine and very fit (wearing a specially purchased new dress). Egged on by the boys he made his way over the empty dancefloor to speak to her. He couldn't believe it when, despite his extrordinary level of drunkeness, she is responsive to his advances. In fact he manages to pull her- thus achieving his goal of several months. The conversation then went as follows:-
Coupar- 'I'm off to the toilet'
Girl- 'No- you just want to run off to your mates'
C- 'I'm going to the toilet'
Girl (grabbing his hand)- 'No, stay here with me'
At which point he vommed in her mouth and hair, all over her face and brand new designer dress.
Apparently it took him two minutes to make it from the club to his house
(, Thu 26 Aug 2004, 14:27, Reply)
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