People with Stupid NamesThere are hundreds of unfortunate people out there with silly names desparately coping with the evil their parents perpetrated upon them at birth.
So far, I've met a woman called Rusty Tharp, a child health consultant called Peter Files and have the business card for "Fab Boolaky" on my desk.
We'd like you to tell us about the people you've met or work with that have silly, inappropriate or frankly wierd names.
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chthonic, Thu 26 Aug 2004, 10:54)
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Daft NamesSo many!
Throughout the course of my work as a civil servant I encountered such names as.
Locutus Locutus,
Mr Nottingham-Forest,
Kevin Keegan,
Royal Talbot, (deedpolled after his local!)
Dean Dean, (cruel parents!)
Mr MMM Spider, (Magical Mystical Magic - I kid you not)
Duane Pipe,
Lucifer Lambert,
Hayley Bailey,
Lucretia Raven-Flame,
amongst others.
Also used to deal with maternity grants, some sick chavmother called her kids...
Fox Leon Cobain,
Star Elliott,
Harley Atlanta,
and not forgetting their older sister Kimberley!
Another charver was obviously a subscriber to (or regular shoplifter of) Max Power or other lowbrow car-ruining pamphlet and his kids were called,
Gere,
Gauge,
Blue,
and Buick
Oh dear!
(, Fri 27 Aug 2004, 8:19, Reply)
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