Summer Holidays'We're all going on a summer holiday, and if you want to go yo Sven' rapped hip hop heavyweight MC Miker G - and it's as true today as it was way back in 1986. Holidays are a time for us to relax, unwind...and disgrace ourselves and our nations. Tell us about your best and worst holiday experiences. Again.
(, Fri 24 Jul 2015, 10:26)
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MC Miker GI somehow (long story) managed to score a free 2 week holiday in Magaluf in the early 90's. The bloke financing it was a bit down one night because the woman he fancied at the hotel bar kept rejecting him (he looked a bit like Rod Hull) .. one night we were sat on our ground level balcony when an attractive woman about his age walked past so I invited her in to join us for a drink. He got shot down but was good enough not to resent me and her spending a very sexy night together .. and the next day and so on. A highlight was her daughter after one sesh saying "Mummy, your chin's peeling" .. no, it wasn't dried skin. She wanted that quote printed on a T-Shirt but I doubt her also cheating husband would have understood.
(, Fri 24 Jul 2015, 12:18, 5 replies)
You're proud of that?(, Fri 24 Jul 2015, 12:40, closed)
How wonderfully vile(, Fri 24 Jul 2015, 12:58, closed)
I was at a mates house and his daughter was messing with his phoneSuddenly she looks up and asks "Daddy, why has mummy got white sick on her face?" This is often quoted around them both.
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Peej, Fri 24 Jul 2015, 13:59,
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It's been a while since we had a good sex lie on QOTW.This one is mediocre, at best.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 24 Jul 2015, 15:20,
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