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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver asks: Ever given granny a heart attack on her 90th birthday or knocked down the wall between the living room and kitchen by mistake before the wife gets home? Tell us tales of surprises and their fluffy and/or messy endings.

(, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 12:10)
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I was at university
and had a friend who was put in charge of the post. This meant that she had to stand in on office and sort letters into boxes. Said boxes were, as usual, in a wall of pigeonholes.

I borrowed a key from another friend, unlocked her letter box, then opened mine. When Elaine got in the right position I roared through one box while reaching through the other to grab at her shirt tail.

It was about a month before she forgave me.
(, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 19:12, 2 replies)
I have no idea of the mechanics of this.

(, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 20:39, closed)
He got Elaine into the right position so he could shout into her box while simultaneously pulling her tail.
It's really not that complicated.
(, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 21:53, closed)

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