Surprise!Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver asks: Ever given granny a heart attack on her 90th birthday or knocked down the wall between the living room and kitchen by mistake before the wife gets home? Tell us tales of surprises and their fluffy and/or messy endings.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 12:10)
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One day, when my daughter was still a baby,I went to change her nappy.
When I undid her baby-gro, a little piece of poo rolled out, so I ate it.
Imagine my surprise when I discovered it was a chocolate raisin!
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4Q just lurking, Sun 7 Apr 2013, 0:13,
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Yum!(, Sun 7 Apr 2013, 0:26, closed)
My dad actually did this in reverse with the budgie when I was a kidThought he had dropped a crumb of aero on his chest
But he hadn't
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rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 7 Apr 2013, 12:21,
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How the hell did he confuse the budgie for a crumb of Aero?(
4Q just lurking, Sun 7 Apr 2013, 22:16,
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It's the bubbles of feathersthat make it really something.
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Budgie shit looks like chocolate crumbsTo a spastic like my dad anyway
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rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 7 Apr 2013, 23:06,
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