Surprise!Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver asks: Ever given granny a heart attack on her 90th birthday or knocked down the wall between the living room and kitchen by mistake before the wife gets home? Tell us tales of surprises and their fluffy and/or messy endings.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 12:10)
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Oh fucking hell.I'd be totally traumatised, that sounds horrible.
edit, in reply to your edit:
My niece used to pronounce F as S. One hallowe'en she wore some fake fangs and declared "I'm a sucking vampire".
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4Q just lurking, Sun 7 Apr 2013, 0:16,
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Wasn't aimed at you - pre-empting.Fucking vampireff fucked fome fucking vampireff!
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We have a few of these odd pronunciations tooStar Wars had storm trapers until a couple of months ago - now they are storm troopers. Much earlier on we him spotting ships in fields and on hillsides that was mildly confusing until we realised he meant sheep. His mum and I still call them ships when we spot them in the car. I think one of them was just misheard at school and propagated amongst the class - whenever an incident occurs where a ball or other projectile comes into contact with his trouser area he shout "My peanuts".
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heyrudi has just found this setting, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 12:59,
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