Surprise!Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver asks: Ever given granny a heart attack on her 90th birthday or knocked down the wall between the living room and kitchen by mistake before the wife gets home? Tell us tales of surprises and their fluffy and/or messy endings.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 12:10)
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I was once on the district line seated by the window minding my own businesswhen from out of nowhere further down the carriage a man dressed as Sheena Easton and a three times normal size Vauxhall Astra started firing bratwurst sausages up into the ionosphere from what appeared to be a bag of Frazzles
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 21:15,
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Sunday morning on the tube while high on acid!My idiot mate who's idea it was to go home while tripping. Got worse on the way. And needed help negotiating doors. And the escalator well that was almost impossible.
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I don’t know anything about Moorgate.(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 11:52,
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We've all been THERE, bro(, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 12:21, closed)
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