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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver asks: Ever given granny a heart attack on her 90th birthday or knocked down the wall between the living room and kitchen by mistake before the wife gets home? Tell us tales of surprises and their fluffy and/or messy endings.

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 12:10)
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So kill yourself.

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 10 Apr 2013, 15:18, 2 replies)
Thankfully, the world I live in is far more interesting than an internet spastic repeating the word "lovely" in capitals

(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 15:21, closed)
How LOVELY that you got too upset to spell 'than' correctly.
Poor denty-brained emvee.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 10 Apr 2013, 15:25, closed)
So upset that I told another user to kill themselves?
Or less upset than that? What do you think?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 15:36, closed)
You said you didn't want to live in this world, I just pointed out that you don't have to,
Because I'm LOVELY like that.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 10 Apr 2013, 15:37, closed)
No, I said I wouldn't want to live in *that* world
Do keep up, twat
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 15:39, closed)
*that* world IS *this* world.
Unless you're some sort of LARPing Icke brainbroke.
Oh, right, I see your problem now.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 10 Apr 2013, 15:43, closed)

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(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 15:45, closed)
Wow you're properly mentally ill aren't you? Poor emvee :o(

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 16:38, closed)
Not like you to hijack a thread to flaunt your depressingly mundane mental illness.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 19:48, closed)

Don’t be silly mv, you’re an internet spastic too.
(I helped save b3ta! Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Wed 10 Apr 2013, 15:27, closed)
Eh, I forget which one you are

(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 15:37, closed)
Not the "this" one.

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Thu 11 Apr 2013, 9:36, closed)
Now now stuj, he doesn't necessarily have to kill himself, he could always fuck off into space.
Why don't you fuck off into space emvee?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 18:30, closed)

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