At uni with a couple of friends, discussing our preferred snack food.
Cheese on toast comes up. Everyone loves cheese on toast. Consensus is reached, everyone is happy.

"It's even better with a slice of ham," says I (it's true, and the French will back me up on this). Stony silence, and some withering glares come my way.

They were both vegetarian. And Jewish.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 23:09, 9 replies)

It was because they were jealous!

( number5 has been fighting tramps and losing., Thu 3 Nov 2011, 23:11, closed)

Although I am vegetarian
I agree that cheese on toast can be improved with ham, I just chose not to eat it.

Not all vegetarians are miserable self righteous cunts you know.
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Thu 3 Nov 2011, 23:29, closed)

Red sauce all the way.

(Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 23:42, closed)

One of this pair took it very seriously, particularly where pork was concerned.
Offered him a bacon-flavour crisp, once. That went down well.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 8:29, closed)

^ Hear hear.
(Also veggie).
( vix0r was not Matthew on, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 1:08, closed)

You should have followed it up with
"Oops, forgot you're fussy"
( Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 0:23, closed)

did those withering glances
wither you?
(Gritty, yet fluffy. kipperpillock is obsessed with me =), Fri 4 Nov 2011, 1:18, closed)

I am but a husk.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 8:30, closed)

It's hardly tactless, is it?
If they choose to live an ecologically-unfriendly lifestyle and be picky eaters based on a probable mistranslation in a book written when people didn't understand that you had to actually *cook* food to kill nasties, particularly if you lived in a hot country, then it's their loss.

. Oh, that's the toaster.
(gordonjcp, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 8:30, closed)