Oh yeah
Crashing a wake. Accidentally. We just walked into the pub and ordered a drink, then noticed there were sandwiches and stuff laid out on the bar so I started eating one.

At this, a guy walks over and says 'Excuse me. Do you realise this is a wake for Dr. such-and-such. I don't think you're invited, are you?

My mate Griff looked around the half-deserted bar and said 'Sorry mate - we didn't realise. I mean... he's not exactly drawn a big crowd, has he?.'
(SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 9:52, 9 replies)

Was the deceased an entomologist?

(oneinthepink is at your cervix m'lady, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 9:54, closed)

Grrr...

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 9:54, closed)

and grrr again because he edited it.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 9:55, closed)

You can't be a real doctor
if you study entomology.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 9:54, closed)

The fucker did a ninja on us.

(oneinthepink is at your cervix m'lady, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 9:54, closed)

Before either of you replied
I always reread (ideally before I post, but hey, no one's perfect).
(SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 10:10, closed)

I walked into a restaurant, and stared to eat the buffet.
I was somewhat taken aback when they asked me to pay.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 10:08, closed)

did you also eat
all the joy in the room
(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 15:29, closed)

Seems harsh
Why make you pay just for looking...?
(Nigella Pussycat picking baked-in hair from creme brulee, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 21:30, closed)