I think I've mentioned this before...
...but my ex boss, on receiving a phone call informing her that her friend's son had terminal cancer wailed 'Oh why do these things always happen to me'.

Mind you, this is the woman who started an affair with a man from her villiage while his wife was in a coma after she had thrown herself from the top floor of Horsham's multi storey car park. Although I guess he's even worse than her in that scenario, but neither come out smelling of roses. Smelling of each othet's genetalia maybe, but not roses.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 10:01, 4 replies)

Threw herself off the car park,
then started an affair with another woman's husband?

What a gal!
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 10:03, closed)

Better?

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 10:31, closed)

B-
See me after school.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 10:33, closed)

Kinky bastards.

( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 10:49, closed)

It's not kinky until he wears the pigtails.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 11:04, closed)

I know why these things always happen to her.

(Gritty, yet fluffy. kipperpillock is obsessed with me =), Fri 4 Nov 2011, 10:27, closed)