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As grandmasterfluffles puts it, "My ex once told me, "That's the best sex I've ever had... Well, apart from with my cousin..."
What's the most tactless thing you've heard? And was it you saying it?

(, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 22:40)
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Hahahaha, I have no tact whatsoever.
My best friend and his girlfriend recently had a baby. It was the first time we'd seen her and he'd brought her over to my mum's place so much cooing and making faces at the little one was taking place. I don't really like babies much, so I'm sitting in the corner being grumpy. Mate's girlfriend turns to me and asks me if I want to hold her, and before I can really stop it the first thing to come out of my mouth - in front of the doting parents, my mum, sister and girlfriend - is "Can't I wait until she's 18 and then hold her?"
(, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 10:06, closed)
at least you said 18..

(, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 10:21, closed)
So your story is you're going to be a dirty old man?

(, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 10:43, closed)
What do you mean "going to be"?

(, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 10:47, closed)
As my dad's friend said to his wife
"It's when I STOP looking that you'll need to start worrying."
(, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 11:32, closed)
Hah, even back in 1996 when I was most definitely a young man
my school yearbook entry began: "Uncle" Emvee is quite clearly the spawn of the devil. His interests include "reading" pornographic magazines* and testing cosmetics on animals.

*All lies, of course. I had the internet by then.
(, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 11:44, closed)
I liked it.....

(, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 11:37, closed)
Muchos gracias

(, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 11:45, closed)
I said much the same to an old housemate re his 2 year old daughter.
Although in my defence he had just insulted my mother.
(, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 21:56, closed)

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