My Dad still tells the story....
of a 4 year old me sitting on a London bus going somewhere when a large lady with a larger suitcase clambered on at one stop and proceeded to fall over her cargo when the bus pulled away.....
'Daddy, did you see that fat lady fall over?'
'Daddy, did you see that fat lady fall over?'
'Quiet son.'
'Daddy, did you see that fat lady fall over?'
'Daddy, did you see that fat lady fall over?'
'Daddy, did you see that fat lady fall over?'
'Shhhh'
'Daddy, did you see that fat lady fall over?'
'Daddy, did you see that fat lady fall over?'
'Pull the cord Guntfuggle, we're getting off at the next stop and we'll get on the next bus'.
'Daddy, did you see that fat lady fall over?'
'Daddy, did you see that fat lady fall over?'
'Daddy, did you see that fat lady fall over?'
(FartThroughAWalkieTalkie wished you were dead in ditch on, Sun 6 Nov 2011, 21:20, 4 replies)

just think
if he'd just said 'yes'
you probably wouldn't have kept banging on about it
( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 6 Nov 2011, 22:17, closed)

hmm
not necessarily.
(haberman is singing in the changes, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 13:37, closed)

Mummy why do those dressed up ladies on the corner keep stopping cars?

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sun 6 Nov 2011, 22:41, closed)

Daddy, why do you look at pictures of ladies, while you've got your hand down your trousers, when mummy's at WI?

( shinyshinyscalp less a man, more a way of life, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 17:26, closed)