Welcome To My World

( Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 9:07, 1 reply)

:-)
I can take a lot of insults Legless but to be accused of being a /talker is a bit too far.
( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 9:11, closed)

See now, the cap seems to fit.

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Mon 7 Nov 2011, 9:17, closed)

You back again sexy.
You are the b3ta version of the spaccy, slightly weird kid at school that smells of piss.
( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 9:23, closed)

Least I haven't kacked my daks like you.
Yet.
Nyeeeeaaaaar!
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Mon 7 Nov 2011, 11:49, closed)

:-~)

( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 12:25, closed)

he's smiling ^
because he has no idea what you just said.
(Gritty, yet fluffy. kipperpillock is obsessed with me =), Mon 7 Nov 2011, 15:13, closed)

Where I Grew Up

The worst thing you could ever have accused an adult male of being was a Leek-Slasher. Growing prize leeks was a major industry back in the day. Prizes went as far up as a car for a winning leek. So, some scum would actually raid their rivals allotments in the middle of the night and slash the best leeks. Coming up to Leek Show day, some blokes would actually sleep in their allotments to guard their precious leeks.

Being found out as a kiddie-fiddler would get you ostracised and occasionally beaten-up. Being found out as a leek-slasher could get you murdered.

So I feel your pain. Being accused of being a /talker when your demonstrably not is akin to someone calling me a leek-slasher....

Cheers
( Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 11:25, closed)

"you're"

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Mon 7 Nov 2011, 11:50, closed)

*kills self*

( Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 12:00, closed)

sploosh.
(Gritty, yet fluffy. kipperpillock is obsessed with me =), Mon 7 Nov 2011, 23:47, closed)

Thank you Legless.
I love leeks and anyone that slashes them deserves to be shot.
( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 13:12, closed)