Mad, I had to tell someone that once.....
....Stinky Kev (not joking). I used to smoke loads and always and had near to no sense of smell. I always wondered why everyone called him Stinky Kev, then after another attempt at giving up smoking I got some of the sense back and caught a full wiff of him when he was under my desk (he was an IT dude not a fellator). That summer was one of the hottest summers ever and it was decided that I, as one of the largest people in the office, as SK had a history of flyng off the handle, had to tell him. Weirdly, he took it really well. He smartened up his act, started washing his clothes which it turned out was the cause, and had a shower before coming to work instead of after. Cue mad fortune change for stinky Kev. He then turned into quite the ladies man.
( The only Dave is pushing things forward, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 12:26, Reply)