Pregnant Sister in Law
A couple of years ago my sister in law was very pregnant, and very overdue. It was Christmas and the whole family was around watching each other open their presents. My family are a bit posh and her family are even more silver spooned:

I nicely boxed it up, but my present to her was this:

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Thought it would help :)
(Boom- Clicks on NSFW links at work., Mon 7 Nov 2011, 14:13, 3 replies)

Heh, when my brother was setting out on an epic hike across India, we had a little farewell do for him, with gifts.
I gave him two. The first was a mallet, which he unwrapped and looked pleased if a little puzzled about, and the second was a HUGE rubber bung. He got the message then!
(Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 20:01, closed)

We have a winner

( Terry Oblong There's nobody here but us chickens on, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:12, closed)

AWESOME

( fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 22:16, closed)