TactlessAs grandmasterfluffles puts it, "My ex once told me, "That's the best sex I've ever had... Well, apart from with my cousin..."
What's the most tactless thing you've heard? And was it you saying it?
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chthonic, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 22:40)
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Never......tell your girlfriend that her new haircut makes her face look like a puffer fish.
It'll ruin your Saturday and most of your Sunday.
Just think it instead.
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scoshi pretending to diet since, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 8:26,
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I'm sure you could photoshop it.
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aw.you can't?
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noit's hard to draw with a head dobber
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scoshi pretending to diet since, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 9:39,
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It's not really your fault that she's fucking ugly though.To be fair.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 8:54,
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you get what you settle for.(, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 9:27, closed)
I take offence at that.I'm probably going to make a list to prove it.
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scoshi pretending to diet since, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 9:45,
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you wouldn't have the stones.(, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 11:21, closed)
that's rightI'm terrified of typing words.
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scoshi pretending to diet since, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 17:17,
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Brave, brave man.But stupid non-the-less!
Welcome to the 1 handed typers club for a while buddy.
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An ex girlfriend came back from having her hair done once . . . and asked me if I liked her hair.
"Why yes", I said, honestly. "It looks really good!"
"Really?" she asks, quite aggressively. "DOES IT? It looks BETTER THAN IT DID BEFORE?!?!? I WAS WALKING ROUND WITH SHIT HAIR ALL THIS TIME AND YOU DIDN'T TELL ME!!!! Well THANK YOU!!" and storms out the room.
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