are
Werthers originals acceptable then?
(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 11:22, 1 reply)

I'm not 100% sure,
but I think the werther's are reserved for long afternoons spent looking at locomotives, whereas offering free puppies is clearly a 'boiled sweet' kind of occasion.
It's just basic bloody etiquette, really.
(Gritty, yet fluffy. kipperpillock is obsessed with me =), Tue 8 Nov 2011, 11:36, closed)

Perhaps Werthers
butter candy is only ok if you are trying to nonce the grandkids then?
(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 11:37, closed)

Ask 'Professor' Kenny Martin
He knows. Oh, he knows all right.
(Gritty, yet fluffy. kipperpillock is obsessed with me =), Tue 8 Nov 2011, 11:48, closed)

Putting "Professor" in quotes is really hurtful, you know...

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 12:18, closed)

I'm pretty tactless, you know.

(Gritty, yet fluffy. kipperpillock is obsessed with me =), Tue 8 Nov 2011, 14:31, closed)

Haha :)

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 14:45, closed)

Another disgusting response from you, sir!
You should be ashamed of yourself.
( number5 has been fighting tramps and losing., Tue 8 Nov 2011, 15:30, closed)

I just can't help myself

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 15:39, closed)

Well, I shan't be pressing 'Ignore' just so that I can keep an eye on you
for the safety of others. Let that be a lesson to you!
( number5 has been fighting tramps and losing., Tue 8 Nov 2011, 17:55, closed)

you're doing
The Right Thing.
(Gritty, yet fluffy. kipperpillock is obsessed with me =), Wed 9 Nov 2011, 0:01, closed)