Fat girls get angry when you remind them that they're fat
and I thought they were supposed to be jolly...
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 14:31, 11 replies)

That's easy to get out of:
"Cheer up - have a cake."
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 14:55, closed)

I think that's a Tim Vine joke, isn't it?
How do you distract a fat girl?
Piece of cake...
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 15:11, closed)

Fatist.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 15:31, closed)

Hee hee hee
It's okay, my house has a very narrow doorway
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 15:39, closed)

Oh no - of all the people
David Baddiel (at least) was there well before Vine ...
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 15:34, closed)

I quite liked Sarah Millican's take on that
"Inside me is a skinny girl, crying to be let out. I can usually shut her up with a bit of cake."
(richardm, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 17:14, closed)

Chin up.
And the other one, fatty.
(ConanTroutman thought we would free the vulture, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 17:15, closed)

where did the idea that heffalumps was jolly even come from?
'coz it's just blatantly false, isn't it?
Diabetes, heart disease, being wobbly and smelling funny - does ANY of that sound jolly to you??
(Gritty, yet fluffy. kipperpillock is obsessed with me =), Wed 9 Nov 2011, 4:34, closed)

I wouldn't know

( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 10:45, closed)

Being wobbly is quite nice.
I wouldn't know about the rest of those things, I have none of them.
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Wed 9 Nov 2011, 18:07, closed)

It depends on the fat lass.
If someone said to me 'You are fat', I would agree and wouldn't take offence. It's simply a statement, same as saying I had green eyes or red hair would be.

If someone was abusive...say screaming 'you fat cunt' out at me in the street, THEN I would get offended. Because they are using it in an offensive context, and deserve to get fucked up the arse with a rusty shovel.
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Wed 9 Nov 2011, 18:07, closed)