Coathangers
"One of my mum's friends went to work in an abortion clinic...as a 'good luck in your new job' present we bought her a bottle of gin and a coathanger."

This wouldn't have been so bad if we hadn't been two of a number of nervous-looking women in the waiting room of a BPAS clinic at the time, and we both hadn't dissolved into hysterical giggles.
(and now for someone completely different, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 21:10, 5 replies)

My, aren't you charming?

Uh oh, I'm upset, on the internet.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 22:11, closed)

If I knew what
bpas meant, I'm sure that would be side splitting.
(username failed moderation, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 9:02, closed)

British Pregnancy Advisory Service
Any funnier for you now?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 13:56, closed)

BAPS is funnier,
but then the story would have made no sense.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 14:02, closed)

Ha ha ha!
Marvellous. Have a click.
(Mr Fudge It shouldn't be illegal to have sex with an eagle, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 9:05, closed)