Just the other day
I was watching Strictly Come Dancing with the missus. For those of you not au fait with the minutiae of this colossus of Saturday night entertainment, Alesha Dixon is one of the judges and she's a complete fucking idiot. As a Ballroom enthusiast myself I spend far too long shouting at the telly, advising her in no uncertain terms why her opinion is wrong.

Anyway, this one evening I've gone beyond the point of shouty frustration and comment, as an aside, that perhaps we should find a glue factory that's run short of horses for La Dixon.

I made this comment to my girlfriend.

My VEGETARIAN girlfriend.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 11:16, 9 replies)

your utterly humourless
vegetarian girlfriend.jpg?
(Gritty, yet fluffy. kipperpillock is obsessed with me =), Wed 9 Nov 2011, 11:32, closed)

I feel so much healthier now that I've cut glue out of my diet.

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 12:34, closed)

I was trying to think of a humorous way of putting this
But you did it much better. *doffs cap*
( number5 has been fighting tramps and losing., Wed 9 Nov 2011, 17:06, closed)

At least for this series she has obviously spent time with a grammar tutor
as she's no longer coming out with crap like "You was amazing" etc.

Agreed though - she doesn't have a fecking clue, as your Facebook statuses regularly confirm!
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 9 Nov 2011, 13:18, closed)

It's not like you suggested she needed a bolt thru the head at the local abattoir.
Because that of course would be inhuman(e)!
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Wed 9 Nov 2011, 14:10, closed)

Hahaha, yeah like a 'ballroom enthusiast' has a GIRLfriend.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 14:17, closed)

Down with this bullying of Dorothy's friends.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 14:28, closed)

Isn't that a euphemism?

( number5 has been fighting tramps and losing., Wed 9 Nov 2011, 17:05, closed)

Breaking news!!!
'Meat eater' mentions meat in front of a vegetarian! *Snores*
(Mr Fudge It shouldn't be illegal to have sex with an eagle, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 14:43, closed)