Sinister Testicle.
After reading Wobbly Hats' post and posting this there as a reply I changed my mind & thought I'd post it.
As a bunch of teenage boys we developed a game where one of us would strategically come out with the cry of "left nut!!!" which would be included with exposure of said-sided testicle. The rule was if someone called you with it you had to respond in kind, in a timely manner- no matter the situation... The idea being that you were fairly quick & discreet but definitely let the world know that you had a left testicle.
Woe betide you if you failed or were too slow as group scorn & derision would be heaped upon you from a great height for a very long time.

Until 1 of our number @ about 27 acquired cancer of the... you guessed it his left nut! Said baby-making marble ended up being removed and I'm happy to say he is still around 12 years later (with a couple of sprogs no less!). I should mention here that I have glossed over a whole lot of "Oh, shit my mate might die from this" & "You're gonna be outta the game buddy" type of situations.

Post surgery, if anything it got worse rather than more subdued (after being revived on a hospital visit where we managed to smuggle in a couple of cans for him).
Hospital visits were a laugh as he knew he was now the only 1 exempt from the game & would joyously cry out "left nut!" when you arrived no matter the amount of nurses, visitors etc. were in the room.
The game is still played today (I should state here, usually only at the rare drunken gatherings where we all get stonkered & try to relive our misspent yoof) - only now we have to check there are no kids around as what was just a stupid teen-aged boy joke played by blokes in their late 30's takes on far worse connotations when our sprogs are around.
*Waits for all the missunderstood "nonce" accusations to begin*
Ohh, &...if any of you guys are here -
"Left Nut!"
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Thu 10 Nov 2011, 6:13, 19 replies)

Did you just mention KIDS and EXPOSED TESTICLES
in the same post?
Are you some sort of slavering, sex offending animal??

Also, were you born in Dunt?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=7VZdUGm3t30
(Gritty, yet fluffy. kipperpillock is obsessed with me =), Thu 10 Nov 2011, 6:39, closed)

Slavering seems unfair.
How about 'sex nut'?
(BeatsWork, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 6:48, closed)

that sounds like
bollocks.
(Gritty, yet fluffy. kipperpillock is obsessed with me =), Thu 10 Nov 2011, 6:54, closed)

Bollock,'actually
(BeatsWork, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 7:00, closed)

'kinell
I'm meeting both of you tomorrow.
BW - best be wearing some shorts & Fluffy - warn your male family members then.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Thu 10 Nov 2011, 7:01, closed)

warn of what, exactly?
that you WILL be showing some scrote?
(please no. not if you're not drinking. it would be....wrong.)
(Gritty, yet fluffy. kipperpillock is obsessed with me =), Thu 10 Nov 2011, 7:04, closed)

Too right. Best get table to ensure his spuds stay out of sight.
(BeatsWork, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 7:12, closed)

Hey you're here.
& now you know the rules. Pass it on.
& you expected me NOT to behave like a teen-age boy regardless of level of inebriation how?
EDIT: Scared much?
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Thu 10 Nov 2011, 7:17, closed)

;)
& now you guys know why my missus wasn't keen on attending.
;-P
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Thu 10 Nov 2011, 7:24, closed)

Crystal - your wife doesn't like nuts with her beer...
(BeatsWork, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 7:30, closed)

That
or the restraining order.
(Gritty, yet fluffy. kipperpillock is obsessed with me =), Thu 10 Nov 2011, 8:12, closed)

More sort of, mildly curious*.




*
Except about the nut, about which I'm neither scared, nor curious.
Although I will be cross if it tries to steal my beer.
(BeatsWork, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 7:26, closed)

I'm thinking Fluffy's taken a step back.
That's ok - all of my posts in this thread have been "under the influence" & hey I can be a bit..
FULL ON
So tomorrow night you get me "un-diluted".
Apparently that means I may be on my best behaviour. Apparently.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Thu 10 Nov 2011, 7:46, closed)

I still haven't told you how to recognise me
for a damn good reason.
(Gritty, yet fluffy. kipperpillock is obsessed with me =), Thu 10 Nov 2011, 8:04, closed)

Red Carnation?

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Thu 10 Nov 2011, 12:04, closed)

Asking anyone at my school to show you their testicles,
would have resulted in being branded a poof, followed by beatings/ostracisation. Certainly not a lifelong, wacky game.

Good to see that the world has moved on, but I'd be happier if you could keep it in your pants. Thanks.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 8:58, closed)

3 dead, 2 moved away.
Those that remain ensure that *occasionally* each other gets "nutted".
Just fer old times sake & all....
EDIT: and there is a pooftah as well - never stopped us or him.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Thu 10 Nov 2011, 12:10, closed)

Strange, yet appropriate company you keep.
I suppose it's better than yelling "show us yer tits" at passing women.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 12:55, closed)

it's the death toll
that is most concerning.
(Gritty, yet fluffy. kipperpillock is obsessed with me =), Thu 10 Nov 2011, 13:00, closed)